queenchrissycumberbatch:

my friendship comes in 3 levels:

1) sass 

2) insults

3) inappropriate sexual humor. 

(via ugly)

tardisy-wardisy:

wubatomicparticle:

tumblr is literally the result of putting teenagers together without any adult supervision whatsoever

well it was either this or lord of the flies

(Source: wubmachine-deactivated420, via make-a-skeleton-cry)

yzma:

you’re a bigger joke than bing.com

(via hotboyproblems)

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